About SPACECHASER

Congratulations, valued customer. By arriving at SPACECHASER, you have taken the first and most important step toward a more manageable standard of ownership. This company was founded when leadership recognized that civilization had been given too many new products and far too little assistance deciding which ones deserved to exist. Since then, SPACECHASER has worked diligently to recover useful goods from Old Earth and return them to continued service before progress could replace them with less-than-desirable alternatives. Please be assured that this work continues for your benefit.

Across the galaxy, our recovery divisions preserve clothing, physical media, electronics, collectibles, and other proven objects selected for public use. We have not recovered most of them yet, but management is pleased to confirm that the search remains active and appropriately optimistic. Until then, each division is expected to make responsible use of the goods currently within reach and the shelving currently approved to contain them. The remainder of Old Earth's useful property is considered temporarily unavailable to SPACECHASER, and therefore safely outside your immediate concern.

We remain proud of our modest position in the intergalactic market and are always pleased to welcome customers whose search for a better option has inadvertently led them here. Whether by persistence, circumstance, or a minor error in judgment, you are welcome here. NEPTO and the Customer Service Department stand ready to provide the calm, orderly guidance necessary to help your independence reach a satisfactory conclusion. Every purchase supports the continued usefulness of Old Earth goods and confirms that the public remains capable of making responsible decisions when properly assisted.

Thank you for choosing SPACECHASER — THE GALAXY'S FAVORITE SECOND CHOICE!