About SPACECHASER

Congratulations, valued customer. By arriving at SPACECHASER, you have taken the first and most important step toward acquiring something that already works. This company was founded when leadership recognized that civilization had been producing new products considerably faster than it had been keeping the working ones in service. Since then, SPACECHASER has worked diligently to recover useful goods from Old Earth and return them to continued service before progress could replace them with less-than-desirable alternatives. Please be assured that this work continues.

Across the galaxy, our recovery divisions preserve clothing, physical media, electronics, collectibles, and other proven objects recovered for continued service. We have not recovered most of them yet, but management is pleased to confirm that the search remains active and appropriately optimistic. Until then, each division is expected to make responsible use of the goods currently within reach and the shelving currently approved to contain them. The remainder of Old Earth's useful property is considered temporarily unavailable to SPACECHASER, and therefore excluded from this quarter's figures.

We remain proud of our modest position in the intergalactic market and are always pleased to welcome customers whose search for a better option has inadvertently led them here. Whether by persistence, circumstance, or a minor error in judgment, you are welcome here. NEPTO and the Customer Service Department stand ready to provide the calm, accurate answers the position requires. Every purchase supports the continued usefulness of Old Earth goods and returns another recovered object to service, which remains the corporation's only stated ambition.

Thank you for choosing SPACECHASER — THE GALAXY'S FAVORITE SECOND CHOICE!